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uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

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bogmeaty:

plans for my future? haha well dad did you hear that kids are smoking weed out of pizza slices nowadays 

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(via orgasm)

clestroying:

when you find $2 in the side of the couch

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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chickiefingie:

statue of liberty. 127 years young. catholic. i love to read by candlelight lol (: im really tall for my age but i hit puberty early haha (: anything else just ask <3 (;

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